The Steampunks need a wizard to quest for a new dragon bone to power the Master Furnace that runs all their contraptions through a network of leaky steam hoses. This heroic wizard will voyage stormy seas, brave poison fog, battle wild dragons, and face the Steampunks' mortal enemy and masters of yarn magic, the Crochets.

The Wizard Mitch the Adequate is sent to collect this information and return. But Steampunk Librarian Pearl offers him evidence that the dragons and fog are harmless, and that the Steampunks’ national hero who captured their dragon bone was a fraud. She wants to prove it by retrieving a bone with his help. Mitch is unsure of her claims, but he’s eager to escape his boring, dead-end job as a scribe. They set off with the pirate Captain Fanny and her clockwork sailing ship, the Dairy by Drake. Meanwhile, none of their bosses are okay with this.

Will their superiors stop them? Will Fanny secure a better life for herself and her landlubber brother? What is Pearl hiding in her steamer trunk? Will Mitch ever control his sneeze teleporting? Find out in The Wizard, The Pirate, and The Steampunk Librarian!